I report, you know what to do
Remember George Will saying that Dubya lacked "gravitas?"
grav·i·tas - high seriousness (as in a person's bearing or in the treatment of a subject).
From Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary.
When asked whether Hussein was a bigger threat to the United States than al Qaeda, Bush responded by saying, "That is an interesting question. I'm trying to think of something humorous to say."