Friday, December 20, 2002

Barbie under attack

You see what happens? Someone badmouths someone else and, suddenly, they're a target. Rush did it to Tom. Feminists did it to Barbie. Maybe their scorn is why she's now a target for mutilation. Just terrible. I should have seen this coming, though. In fact, I wrote this column, an "open letter to Barbie," five years ago about Mattel's decision to give Barbie a makeover:

Also, thank God for this unnatural disaster, because I've had the worst case of pig diarrhea. I'll just have to go get some tofu.


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