Dennis Miller on Hannity and Colmes:
Hey, get this... I want to talk about our borders.
I live in California where the border with Mexico is more porous than a colander in Luciano Pavarotti's kitchen.
I know the man has made his career off of pseudo-erudite reference-riffing, but, really, why would Pavarotti's colander be anymore porous than any other? The point of a colander is to be porous. If it's not porous, Dennis, then it's a fucking bowl.