"The real question," leaked Dick Cheney, "is whether $1.5 billion is enough, given the current deficit, to spend on marriage. Hell, I know lots of guys who spent way more than that getting divorces."
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Tom's in typical form as he reports on the Whitehouse plan to spend $1.5 billion to promote the institution of marriage. The first step is to encourage Neil Bush and Britney Spears to act as marital role models and marry each other.