Thursday, January 15, 2004

Tom's in typical form as he reports on the Whitehouse plan to spend $1.5 billion to promote the institution of marriage. The first step is to encourage Neil Bush and Britney Spears to act as marital role models and marry each other.
"The real question," leaked Dick Cheney, "is whether $1.5 billion is enough, given the current deficit, to spend on marriage. Hell, I know lots of guys who spent way more than that getting divorces."


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