Thursday, June 03, 2004

Dope meets with Pope
The U.S. ambassador to the Vatican, James Nicholson, said he expected Bush and the pope "will have a very meaningful exchange on Iraq, the Middle East and terrorism" and said John Paul was "very supportive of our efforts" to combat the terrorist threat.[Nitpicker emphasis]
Yes, a meaningful exchange - headlines the following day read ...the last words of his frail holiness were reportedly "Eat sh*t and die Dubya, maybe you'll have better luck with your next re-birth." The mortician blushed as he reported of his efforts to return the Pope's right hand to a state suitable for an open casket - there was a little matter of a rigor-fixed finger gesture.


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