the top ten [Letterman's] george w. bush complaints about fahrenheit 911
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10. that actor who played the president was totally unconvincing
9. it oversimplified the way i stole the election
8. too many of them fancy college-boy words
7. if michael moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where i get him deported
6. didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger
5. of all michael moore's accusations, only 97% are true
4. not sure - - i passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe
3. where the hell was spider-man?
2. couldn't hear most of the movie over cheney's foul mouth
1. i thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball
When Letterman's Top 10 used to be a once a week occurrence it was always excellent. Not so anymore but this one works.