Friday, July 02, 2004

the top ten [Letterman's] george w. bush complaints about fahrenheit 911

10. that actor who played the president was totally unconvincing

9. it oversimplified the way i stole the election

8. too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. if michael moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where i get him deported

6. didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. of all michael moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. not sure - - i passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. where the hell was spider-man?

2. couldn't hear most of the movie over cheney's foul mouth

1. i thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball
Brought to you by: skippy the bush kangaroo

When Letterman's Top 10 used to be a once a week occurrence it was always excellent. Not so anymore but this one works.


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