Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Reality Bites

It's not enough that network television consists only of the CSIs, the Laws and Order and every conceivable idiotic reality scheme, now 20/20 is looking for a few self-conscious extremists ...
Have you gone to extreme lengths in order to look good? "20/20" wants to talk to you, especially if you have done any of the following:

* Have an elaborate beauty routine involving special creams, injections, peels, and other procedures in order to look younger

* Have had, or are considering having, plastic surgery to improve appearance on discrete body parts such as ankles/feet/private areas/buttocks/elbows/knees
Paging Tammy Fay Baker, Joan Rivers ... I hear Michael's available now as well. Hey, they didn't say the operation(s) had to be successful. And another thing, they really need to change the name of this show. They haven't shown exceptional vision in advance or in hindsight since, well, definitely since -they added him. Give us a break.


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