He'd rather be fishing.
When asked by a reporter why he did not return from his vacation earlier than last Thursday, three days after the hurricane hit, the vice president replied: “I came back four days early.”Would everyone get off this poor man's back? What do you want from him? He gives and he gives and he gives and *sob* now he's lost four days -- Four irretrievable days! -- of his vacation to the whining of you responsibility addicts. Shame on you.
P.S. In case you forgot, Dick is a killer.