Have I mentioned Jonah Goldberg's an idiot?
IS THIS.... [Jonah Goldberg ]As the smart people at Cosmic Variance can (attempt to) explain to Jonah, he's just going to have to keep eating if he wants to achieve infinite mass. Nitpicker's rooting for him!
a patent for a warp drive?
Update: The consensus from scientists and geeks alike is that this is not a warp drive for the simple -- and, alas, obvious -- reason that it doesn't involve faster-than-light travel.