Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A message from the FCC

The Chairman of the FCC, Kevin Martin:
You can always turn the television off and, of course, block the channels you don't want, but why should you have to?

And I don't want to have to pass by books in the library that might challenge the way I think either. Or see women's faces or legs because it gets me all frisky.

Ah, yes, that's much better.

Update: Martin's even pissing of the Cornerites.


Blogger Jake Porter said...

Thanks for bringing this story to my attention.

I also realize that we don't need parents when the FCC can do their job for them at the taxpayers expense.

4:46 AM  

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