A message from the FCC
You can always turn the television off and, of course, block the channels you don't want, but why should you have to?Right.
And I don't want to have to pass by books in the library that might challenge the way I think either. Or see women's faces or legs because it gets me all frisky.
Ah, yes, that's much better.
Update: Martin's even pissing of the Cornerites.