Thank you, Franklin Delano Roosevelt--you liberal, service member-lovin'-sonofabitch--wherever you are!
Graduation gifts gladly accepted at the button to the right.
Update: A note to the Republicans who've "congratulated" me on my degree: As I've already pointed out, I know that it took me a long time to get my diploma. Too long. You're right. You're probably also right that I'm stupid because it took me so long. So I suggest you never take anything I say at face value. Really. But you have to remember to ignore the college dropouts Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh as well and, for God's sake, don't forget to forever ignore the writings of a professor shown to be a hypocritical ass by an academic failure like me.