Saturday, January 07, 2006

A lesson

If you've never served in the military, here's a short lesson on how to get through unscathed:
  1. Try not to piss off people who outrank you.

  2. Almost always, the higher the rank of the person you piss off the worse it is for you.

  3. But even the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is afraid of pissing off a salty Master Chief or a crusty old Sergeant Major.
Republicans should be even more scared now...which will be tough. I hear that some of them are already so frightened of terrorists that ragged groups of "Bush '04" tee-shirted rightwingers have been seen wandering the streets looking for people to whom they can surrender their civil rights.


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