They're so cute when they call us the Taliban...

Hey, fellow Democrats! Have you heard?

We're weak.

We're nuts.

We're angry.

We're wackadoos.

We're motivated by hate.

We're anti-American.

We're worse than terrorists.

We hate.

We blame America first.

We will create a mountain of skulls, just like Pol Pot.

We have been taken over by our party's Taliban wing.

We have embraced isolationism and defeatism.

And the Republicans?

They're scared shitless.

If they wanted to win, they should have actually made us safer. The fact they fucked up so much actually does drive me a little nuts, but I think I'll leave the skull-mountain creation up to others.