The mock Mallard contest
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I'm no bit writer, so feel free to write your own, using this handy-dandy fill-in-the-blank version, or simply put your suggestion for a punchline in the comments.
Whoever recommends the best punchline, as chosen by Nitpicker, will receive a copy of Bloom County Babylon a reminder that comic strips with a political attitude can still be funny. Deadline will be Saturday, noon Central time.