Wednesday, January 31, 2007

When will liberals join in the fight against Mooninitofascism?

The mooninites attacked Boston today. Little Green Footballs readers--before the attack was proven to be a hoax--were falling all over themselves to say it proved they're right to be such racists. From the comments:
DocMartyn: I wonder which religon the perps belong to?
That religion would be capitalism, since it was just a fucked up marketing ploy.
Just_A_Grunt: But that is impossible. Why John Kerry was just talking to them the other day explaining how a little 'ol boy from MA didn't believe any of this nonsense about terrorists and that we should just open up a dialogue.
/not that I am jumping to conclusions mind you
karmic_inquisitor: The Jehova's are at it again. Buy the Watch Tower or they will destroy our cities!

IrishEi: The first device found was detonated and contained "electronic circuit board and other components consistent with an IED" (via FOX [Nitpicker: Double ha!]). Second device is similar to the first. Apparently though, neither of these would have exploded. (? huh?)

Gas leak in NYC...IED-like devices in Boston...Lots of dry runs lately. Too many.

cookielady: Of course not, no, we must not jump to conclusions. Just because we are at war with Islamofascist terrorists who have vowed to cause mayhem and death using whatever means necessary is no reason to begin with the assumption of the probability that the devices were placed by them.

And besides, none of these things are confirmed bombs and no damage was actually done yet. Our enemy's desire to harm us and ability to do so are two different things, and we mustn't overreact to these kinds of things. Even if they had all been workable bombs that had gone off, how many people would have been killed or maimed? Not enough to squawk about. After all, people die in traffic accidents every day, and it's not like no bridge has ever collapsed. We might as well declare war on earthquakes!
So, this probably isn't the right time to pull a publicity stunt like this, but, damn, the reaction of the LGFers makes it just about worth it.

[Pointing with wide eyes] Look! Islamofascist terrorists!

Ha ha. Made you look.


Update: The General found some more patriots manning the walls of paranoia town in order to thwart the IslamoMooninitofascist conspiracy.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when would it be the right time to put up posters of cartoon characters? After the neverending war is over.

3:56 AM  
Blogger Nitpicker said...


Point taken.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Aaron Kinney said...

Let the war on cartoons begin! I am soooooo sick of cartoons hating me for my non-animated freedoms and assaulting my liberties!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Viva el Al Cartoona and the Cartoon JIHAD!

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Menino has deeply offended us, and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance and horror /ignignokt

11:49 AM  
Blogger Steve M. said...

Gas leak in NYC

Yeah, there was a sulfur smell a couple of weeks ago. But we've also had a maple syrup smell several times recently, including one night last week -- my wife and I both smelled it for hours. (It didn't get any press this time around, although it did in 2005 when it first happened.) Wonder what the Islamofashies are trying to do us with that -- the fiends....

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

waitasec, waitasec...



Reeks of conspiracy, if you ask me! The IslamoMeninoMooninitoFascists are just trying to lull us into a false sense of security, and soon they will rain down on us with vats of urine and radioactive pension checks!

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Happenstance said...

When this is over and everyone calms down, it's going to make for an awesome episode.

Meanwhile, the two kids arrested in an attempt to maintain the hysteria and shift the blame are giving this mess exactly the amount of serious concern it deserves:

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Cookielady"? Hey is she the one from that Colorado story a year or two ago? You remember, some woman went hysterical when she heard something on her porch at night. Her initial overraction was almost understandable. But when it turned out to be two teenage girls from her block, leaving her some cookies and a nice note, her response was to sue them for scaring her.

You have to admit, the resemblance is uncanny.

-Tara the anti-social social worker

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is 185 Light Emitting Diodes a few chips,resistors and an handful of bits of wire and 4d cells amount to a cause for all the crap in Bean Town? Are they all that stunned that they cannot see a harmless device when they see one? What about all those high buck bomb disposal dudes with the snazzy disrupter water cannon camera super bot? Could not even they not just ADMIT that someone was just a little too panicky and that it was all just a commerce light display and absolutely nothing to worry about?

Huge Plans they have for YOU and a blinky light display is hardly any reason to shut a city and shiver like a wuss.


12:03 AM  
Anonymous St Paul E Wog said...

Bedwetters, All!

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What really bends my crank in all of this is that the press continues to refer to the displays as "Hoax Devices" which, in my estimation, only seems to reinforce the sort of pant-pissing idiocy so vividly on display in that LittleGreenFucktards comment thread

and i hope Mayor Menino can see this:


because i'm doing it as hard as i can.

2:20 PM  

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