Thursday, February 01, 2007

Ann Coulter weeps: "Save me!"

Ann Coulter publishes a ranting, contradictory column today (e.g., she suggests that Democrats attack conservatives by going after their sexual proclivities then, of course, attacks Bill Clinton's sexual proclivities) bitching about how conservatives won't defend their "champions." She starts out by talking about Scooter Libby, but gets around to Rush Limbaugh and his suitcase full of penis pills, ending with this whiny paragraph, calling on conservatives to do opposition research against prosecutors and anyone else who finds reason to deal harshly with conservatives.
You want to protect the borders, cut taxes, fight Islamic fascists and put up Ten Commandments monuments?...Find out about Patrick Fitzgerald what we'd know if he were Ken Starr. If you won't defend your own champions, conservatives, then don't sit back and wonder why so few people want to be your champions.
Ann's wrong, of course. Because of the Wingnut Welfare system, it seems there are plenty of right wingers just chomping at the bit for the opportunity to write angry screeds about the decade-old sexual advances of liberal Lotharios.

Ann never mentions her own problems, but the truth is Ann might soon be losing her spot at the right wing feeding trough and it seems she's a little irked because she might be going to jail for committing three felonies--two counts of voter fraud and one of falsifying her driver's license--yet no one seems interested in killing a cat to save her career.

Don't ask me how that would help. Ann wrote the column.


Blogger Librocrat said...

To be fair, though, she is ugly.

Wait... what were we talking about? Oh yeah, that she's ugly. She is an ugly, ugly woman. Maybe that will keep her safer in prison. I heard that even "Big Bertha" has standards.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The right wingers are champing at the bit, not chomping.

5:52 PM  
Blogger libhom said...

Have you noticed how similar Ann Coulter's face is to that of Osama bin Laden? Have you noticed how similar their value systems are?

The fact that you never see the two of them at the same time is interesting.

snark, snark

10:28 PM  
Blogger Obstreperous said...

Oh... I'm sorry, did she say something? All I heard was, "Blah... Blah... Blah... I'm a dirty hooker... Blah... Blah... Blah..."

1:45 PM  

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