Ann Coulter weeps: "Save me!"
You want to protect the borders, cut taxes, fight Islamic fascists and put up Ten Commandments monuments?...Find out about Patrick Fitzgerald what we'd know if he were Ken Starr. If you won't defend your own champions, conservatives, then don't sit back and wonder why so few people want to be your champions.Ann's wrong, of course. Because of the Wingnut Welfare system, it seems there are plenty of right wingers just chomping at the bit for the opportunity to write angry screeds about the decade-old sexual advances of liberal Lotharios.
Ann never mentions her own problems, but the truth is Ann might soon be losing her spot at the right wing feeding trough and it seems she's a little irked because she might be going to jail for committing three felonies--two counts of voter fraud and one of falsifying her driver's license--yet no one seems interested in killing a cat to save her career.
Don't ask me how that would help. Ann wrote the column.