Thursday, March 15, 2007

Coulter convinces others to let their hate flags fly

If it's true that colleges hire more liberals than conservatives, I think Mike Adams, author of Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel: Confessions of a Conservative College Professor, pretty much proves why that might be a good policy. Here are his suggestions for Ann Coulter to get over her current publicity stumble:
1. Start a website called “Global War on Fags” today.

2. Begin writing essays calling for the cleansing and purification of society via the mass murder of homosexuals.

3. Distribute videos on the website showing the actual murders of homosexuals.

4. Circulate instructions on how to bomb gay bath houses in San Francisco.

5. Circulate a “battle dispatch” to give people specific information on America’s most notorious bath houses.

6. Apply for a job at Kent State University.
And that's supposed to be comedy. I think.


Anonymous Moustache Frank said...

Good God. As reluctant as I am to visit Clownhall under normal circumstances, I had to follow the link to see if Adams really said those things.

He really did.

Some of those points, like the one about showing killings on a Web site, seem to be allusions to the dreaded Islamofascists. Is Adams really suggesting that we shouldn’t be concerned about naked bigotry in our society as long as there are jihadists out there who’d really like to blow us up if they weren’t so busy hiding in caves? I fear that he is.

Well, that’s one “shorter Mike Adams” you could get out of the piece, but I can think of a better one: “I’m not homophobic. Why, some of my best friends are faggots!”

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Caroline said...

Conservative comedy is different, though. Almost unrecognizable as "comedy." Ala:

LOL, from Salon.

1:18 PM  
Blogger racetoinfinity said...

My question for Herr Adams is not "Are you a closet gay acting out?" but rather: "Are you a closet decent human being, contrary to all indications?"

2:05 AM  

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