Fun fights on the horizon:
- According to Robert "Douchebag for Liberty" Novak, Tom DeLay will attack his fellow Republicans in his new memoir. Apparently, DeLay lays into Bush, Hastert, Gingrich, Armey and then, despite his own criminal actions DeLay writes "Beware the man drunk with ambition." The book should be read with a towel in one's lap, in order to catch the irony dripping from the pages.
- Christian conservatives will soon be fighting George W. Bush and Kenneth Starr over a weird First Amendment case out of Alaska. What makes this even weirder yet is that the right wing Christian groups will be fighting alongside the ACLU. What did students to start such a fight? They held up a sign in front of their school promoting BONG HITS 4 JESUS as the Olympic torch was carried past.
- Right wing weirdo (and grade A moron) Nate Tabor wrote a nasty column attacking Rudy Giuliani as not conservative enough. Fine. What he didn't mention is that he's a paid operative for Duncan Hunter who, by a strange coincidence, happens to be running for president as the conservative's conservative. I think it's funny, but Hunter and Tabor won't be laughing when someone on the right publicly points that out.