You know who hated chickenhawks? Edmund Burke
I cannot conceive any existence under heaven...that is more truly odious and disgusting than an impotent, helpless creature, without civil wisdom or military skill, without a consciousness of any other qualification for power but his servility to it, bloated with pride and arrogance, calling for battles which he is not to fight, contending for a violent dominion which he can never exercise, and satisfied to be himself mean and miserable, in order to render others contemptible and wretched.Go read Scott Horton's full article. It seems Burke wouldn't have been a big supporter of Gitmo, either.
But we must send someone posthaste to poor Jonah Goldberg's house to begin the suicide watch. The man he calls the "father of conservatism" called him a pussy.