Now you should know that among those within the sound of my typing, it is known that I type with feeling. You hear those keys. There’s no mistaking when K-Lo’s working. (Well, in the good ol' days...I've been typing with a lighter hand lately.)I always wondered how she could write the crap she does.
But one night it went too far. I was multitasking. Maybe with the help of bourbon.
Or does multitasking involve her getting liquored up and typing with one hand—wink, wink—while cruising MittRomney.com? Eew.